The Asianman
Seriously, what does the picture of the smiling girl have to do with learning a language? Do they really think that lonely males will click the ad out of a subconscious desire to get with that girl, only to land on a language learning website, and be content with that?
“Aw, f*ck it, I was hoping to get laid, but instead I think I’ll buy language software. What a great advertisement.”

Seriously, what does the picture of the smiling girl have to do with learning a language? Do they really think that lonely males will click the ad out of a subconscious desire to get with that girl, only to land on a language learning website, and be content with that?

“Aw, f*ck it, I was hoping to get laid, but instead I think I’ll buy language software. What a great advertisement.”

Who am I, Neptune?
me: Excuse me, but could you please bring me a fork with four tines instead of three?
Olive Garden waitress: ...
me: I mean, it's called a "fork", not a "threerk"