My sentiments exactly

Where Should I Eat?: A Fast Food Flowchart - Geekologie

Haha, I love the “Would you ever eat at Arby’s?”

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Jones Dungeons & Dragons Spellcasting Soda

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[h/t Banks]

Oh Man

Honey-roasted cashews are the best things ever

I cannot stop hitting the ‘Like’ button…

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Bacon Beeritos
“The recipe’s many steps include cooking bacon and tortillas directly in beer, stuffing the tortillas with more bacon and beef cooked in beer, wrapping them in more bacon, and then deep-frying until golden”
WANT TO MAKE
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Bacon Beeritos
“The recipe’s many steps include cooking bacon and tortillas directly in beer, stuffing the tortillas with more bacon and beef cooked in beer, wrapping them in more bacon, and then deep-frying until golden”

WANT TO MAKE

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Check out the Pumpkin Pie Cake I just made! It’s regular pumpkin pie filling with yellow cake mix and melted butter on top!!

baconbaconbacon:

The Faberacon Eggado

“An avocado stuffed with a hard boiled egg, then coated with sweet Italian sausage and wrapped with maple-smoked bacon.”

We most heartily approve!!

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I REALLY want to make some of these!

Fresh-pressed apple cider is the BEST

Just drank a whole quart.

I don't get it...

It’s called “breakfast” as if you’re “breaking your fast”; but I wasn’t fasting, I was just asleep. The only reason I was not eating all night is because I was unconscious.

If I could find a way to sleep and snack at the same time, I guarantee you I would.

Hot Dogs 10 to a Pack, Hot Dog Buns 8 to a Pack? NOT ANY MORE! | Zug.com (4:01)

“Jesus had twelve disciples, there’d be a hot dog for each of them.”

IT’S ABOUT TIME

This is awesome, a must-watch

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Yes, I’ll have a meat-burger, please, extra meat, hold the not-meat.

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—	my coworker Jesse, paraphrasing how I must have ordered my Arby’s bacon roastburger, with extra bacon, sans lettuce & tomato

Brooklyn Brewery Crafts Bacon-Infused Beer

says the Brewmaster Garrett Oliver:

“One of two things will happen. Either this will be the most amazingly disgusting thing you’ve ever tasted in your life. Or I shall rule the earth.”

Hilarious. and Awesome.

from examiner.com

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Panda Express is “Chinese” food as Taco Bell is “Mexican” food

Dishes of half-raw meat… placed at various angles of the table; these float in gravy, while from them pieces are cut with swordlike instruments and placed before the guests. Really it was not until I beheld this sight that I became convinced of what I had often heard that the ferocious disposition of these demons arises from their indulgence in such gross food…

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A young Chinese man (from around 1784) describes his reaction to European food. From Red Cook’s review of Andrew Coe’s Chop Suey: A Cultural History of Chinese Food in the United States

Hey, if having a ferocious disposition arising from the consumption of half-raw meat floating in gravy is wrong, I don’t want to be right!

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