My sentiments exactly
The Tauntaun Sleeping Bag Is Now Real | Gizmodo
It’s finally here!!!!
Well, almost. ThinkGeek says it will be available in November. You can sign up to receive an email notification when it comes in stock… DONE
[h/t coworker Dan]

The Tauntaun Sleeping Bag Is Now Real | Gizmodo

It’s finally here!!!!

Well, almost. ThinkGeek says it will be available in November. You can sign up to receive an email notification when it comes in stock… DONE

[h/t coworker Dan]

I aspire to bring alien technologies through wormholes to embiggen all of mankind. Give me a bloody medal!
my friend Dan on Obama’s rejected Peace Prize acceptance speach
my friend Dan on "the Church crowd"

“EVERY Sunday, my roommate would get ready for work (as a waiter) and would become downtrodden. He was normally happy and could shrug off anything. But every sunday he said, ‘Great, gotta go deal with the church crowd.’

I went with him once to see what he meant. (I personally try to be extra nice to people in service industries because #1, they have access to my food, and #2, really, how hard is it to be nice to someone who has a hard job?)

What I saw did shock me. Very large groups of people. His smallest table was a pack of 12. Many, many children and all of them ill behaved, throwing food, dropping items.

It took him two hours of constant attention between two tables. Waiters make their money by serving lots of tables… so two tables in two hours takes him down to minimum wage.

Neither table, after demanding his full attention for groups that were huge, left a tip.

And I knew both families. Good, sweet, loving people form my own church turned into demanding, upset, unruly folk.”

from this post

Hey, Christians: Let’s try to be extra-nice to the people we meet in the world. More people probably know you’re a Christian than you realize, and therefore you are always representing Him.

ThinkGeek :: What Happens in the Holodeck
From the product description:

“Holodeck technology allows so many incredible things that wouldn’t be possible in the real world… And yet, there’s basically one thing humans are going to use that technology for once we get it. You know it, and I know it.”

Hahahahahaha
[h/t coworker Dan]

ThinkGeek :: What Happens in the Holodeck

From the product description:

“Holodeck technology allows so many incredible things that wouldn’t be possible in the real world… And yet, there’s basically one thing humans are going to use that technology for once we get it. You know it, and I know it.”

Hahahahahaha

[h/t coworker Dan]

Dreams Do Come True: The Tauntaun Sleeping Bag Ready For The Holidays? - io9
It looks like LucasFilm might actually approve the licensing for the Dead Tauntaun sleeping bag from Think Geek!!!
[h/t coworker Dan]

Dreams Do Come True: The Tauntaun Sleeping Bag Ready For The Holidays? - io9

It looks like LucasFilm might actually approve the licensing for the Dead Tauntaun sleeping bag from Think Geek!!!

[h/t coworker Dan]

Dr. Victor von Doom does a stand-up act at the Golden West Cafe in Baltimore, MD. (6:51)

His jokes are actually pretty good!  Fantastic Four, your commupance has come!

[h/t coworker Dan]

Alas, I am my own biggest critic
me: I don't need your mockery! I get enough of that at home!
coworker Dan: Don't... don't you live by yourself?
me: ...

the 5 winners in The Seasteading Institute’s design contest

So awesome.

via io9.com

[h/t coworker Dan]

Inflatable Canopy Lets You Camp Above the Trees » Gizmodo
that’s a great big WANT right there
[h/t coworker Dan]

Inflatable Canopy Lets You Camp Above the Trees » Gizmodo

that’s a great big WANT right there

[h/t coworker Dan]

reads, “Russia. Teaches real life from the early age”
Russian Demotivationals » englishrussia
[h/t coworker Dan]

reads, “Russia. Teaches real life from the early age”

Russian Demotivationals » englishrussia

[h/t coworker Dan]

Proposed Onion headline: Cashing in on popular 'Pre-Stressed Jeans' fad, Simmons introduces new 'Pre-Soiled Mattress' line

The mattresses been meticulously pre-soiled by those drunk on only the finest beers, such as PBR and Miller High-Life.

[h/t Paul, coworker Dan]

Exploding Surveillance Snake Robot » Gizmodo

It’s for spying, but can also explode if it needs to.

That’s nice.

[h/t coworker Dan]

via killallhumans

It's times like these that I'm glad I live alone
coworker Dan: Why are you limping?
Dan's roommate: Oh, Greg and I were kicking each other
Dan: ... There must be more to this story...
Dan's roommate: No... I just wanted to kick Greg, but I couldn't do that without getting kicked back. It just degenerated into a kicking contest
Dan: You... are an idiot
All souls need some soup
me: we should make some bloody marys with that bacon vodka
coworker Dan: I've never had a bloody mary
me: me neither; I think it's pretty much just tomato soup and alcohol
coworker Dan: Ah, "Tomato Soup for the Alcoholic Soul"
me: hahahahahahahha
Actual conversation between my friend, I'll call him "Mitch", and his boss
corporate tool: So, I'm just trying to get an idea of your planned career path.
mitch: I don't have one
corporate tool: ...
mitch: I don't want to climb the corporate ladder. No offense, but I don't want to be you. I don't want to get good at one thing, and then switch and do something completely different. I don't want to get good at making bricks, and then have someone say, "Great! Let's promote you. Now you make paper airplanes." All I want is to do what I do... and do it better.
corporate tool: ... huh