The Asianman

I’m all for cutting down gun violence, especially with assault rifles, but fallacious arguments don’t help.  The first two ads are regarding things that are banned in schools, and assault weapons are very definitely banned in schools. 

As for the Kinder Eggs, yeah, ridiculous. 

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Seriously, what does the picture of the smiling girl have to do with learning a language? Do they really think that lonely males will click the ad out of a subconscious desire to get with that girl, only to land on a language learning website, and be content with that?
“Aw, f*ck it, I was hoping to get laid, but instead I think I’ll buy language software. What a great advertisement.”

Seriously, what does the picture of the smiling girl have to do with learning a language? Do they really think that lonely males will click the ad out of a subconscious desire to get with that girl, only to land on a language learning website, and be content with that?

“Aw, f*ck it, I was hoping to get laid, but instead I think I’ll buy language software. What a great advertisement.”

WHAT A LOSER

WHAT A LOSER

hilker:

Vytautas Mineral Water! It’s Earth’s Juice! (by katashnis85)

Oh my. This works.

This is well worth 2 minutes of your day

via tpdsaa

via tpdsaa

Clever ad campaign

Clever ad campaign

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Google, your ad location targeting needs work

Google, your ad location targeting needs work

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muchodeto:



Reality.


whyamiinseminary:

OBAMA WHY WON’T YOU FIX THIS

haha, nice w.a.i.i.s.

muchodeto:

Reality.

whyamiinseminary:

OBAMA WHY WON’T YOU FIX THIS

haha, nice w.a.i.i.s.

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Seriously.
I am offended.

Seriously.

I am offended.

fuckyeahads:

“Fun Up Your Home” Windows Vista ad

Wow.  Is this serious?  This makes Vista even less attractive to me than it was before.

fuckyeahads:

“Fun Up Your Home” Windows Vista ad

Wow.  Is this serious?  This makes Vista even less attractive to me than it was before.

I tried these and they all worked: hugs, is drunk with, drinks with, shoots, eats, farts on, sings with, tickles, kisses, cleans, goes shopping with, does the moonwalk with… and, I’m kind of ashamed to say, f-cks

This is an ad for Listerine.  But at first glance I thought it was an Anti Nuclear Energy advertisement, as if to say, “Say ‘No’ to nuclear power, or else the radiation will make you grow a third testicle.”
Great Minimalist Ads
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This is an ad for Listerine.  But at first glance I thought it was an Anti Nuclear Energy advertisement, as if to say, “Say ‘No’ to nuclear power, or else the radiation will make you grow a third testicle.

Great Minimalist Ads

via fuckyeahads: lindseygrande

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