George Lucas writes the most awkward, unnatural dialogue ever. Just listen (if you can bear it) to this deleted scene from A New Hope, which, as we know from its absence from the final cut, turned out to be 4 whole minutes of completely unnecessary exposition.
LEGO Mon Calamari Cruiser | Gizmodo
This 7-foot LEGO model of the Mon Calamari flagship from Return of the Jedi, created by Thomas Benedikt, weighs 52 lbs and used 30,500 LEGO bricks to make.
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DAG, yo!
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You Might Be a Redneck Jedi if...
- You ever heard the phrase, “May the force be with ya’ll.”
- Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
- You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
- At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
- You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
- The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
- Wookies are offended by your B.O.
- You have ever used the Force to get yourself another beer so you didn’t have to wait for a commercial.
- You have ever used the Force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
- You have ever had your R-2 unit use his electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.
- You have a Confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.
- You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.
- Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
- You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
- You were the only one drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.
- Your business cards read “Billy Bob, Jedi Master”.
- Your land-speeder had a light saber rack.
- If you hear, “Billy Bob, I am your father … AND your uncle!”
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