this is why I don't post any GPOYWs
davereed: Icy roads here this morning, so I rode my bike to work.
hilker: why'd you ride?
davereed: well, you can't total your car when you're on a bike
hilker: no, but you can total your face
davereed: honestly, i care more about my car
hilker: fair enough; it does look better!
