The Asianman, You Might Be a Redneck Jedi if...

You Might Be a Redneck Jedi if…

You ever heard the phrase, “May the force be with ya’ll.”
Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
Wookies are offended by your B.O.
You have ever used the Force to get yourself another beer so you didn’t have to wait for a commercial.
You have ever used the Force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
You have ever had your R-2 unit use his electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.
You have a Confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.
You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.
Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
You were the only one drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.
Your business cards read “Billy Bob, Jedi Master”.
Your land-speeder had a light saber rack.
If you hear, “Billy Bob, I am your father … AND your uncle!”