Frustrated teachers at Maroochydore High School, Queensland made up this audio of a fake answering machine recording (but it was never actually put on the school’s answering system).

The teachers have been frustrated by parents who want their children’s failing grades changed to passing grades - even though those children were absent 15-30 times during the semester and did not complete enough school work to pass their classes.

via hilker: greenockmorton [h/t craig for the audio]