February 2009
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Sockington’s tribute video to having surpassed 15,000 followers on Twitter.
January 2009
5 made-up Facts about Redheads
randomlunatic:
This inspired the following.
1. Redheads drink only blood before the age of 5.
2. Redheads do not sleep. They simply close their eyes and contemplate your doom.
3. Redheads are actually plant-based human life forms.
4. There is some evidence to support the contention that redheads do not come from this planet. Most theorists point to the fiery hair adorning the nether regions...
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Please accept my resignation. I don’t care to belong to any club that will have...
– Groucho Marx
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Five made up facts about babies
ackb:
• Babies cheat at poker
• Babies have polarity, not unlike magnets, and will repel unprocessed iron ore
• Because babies aren’t allowed to be employed, filmmakers must substitute robots for babies in all filmed media.
• Babies molt every seventh Tuesday.
• Babies should not tick. If your baby is ticking, please take it to your nearest police station immediately so it may be defused.
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Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them...
– Earl Wilson
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The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their...
– Theodore M. Hesburgh
via kari-shma: hilker: katelyns-otherleft
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This is why our problem is not just economic; it’s spiritual. We have mistaken...
– The Daily Dish | By Andrew Sullivan
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(teen comes onto train and does the whole spiel about selling M&Ms for his school, walks up and down the car, no one buys anything) Teen: I’m also selling weed. Guy: Really? Teen: No. But I should go back to dealing, this sh** doesn’t pay.
from Overheard in New York
NorCal man in convertible shot with crossbow →
well, Valentine’s Day IS coming up…
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