Another poem celebrating (?) English...
onemoretimewithfeeling: Dearest creature in creation, Study English pronunciation. I will teach you in my verse Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse. I will keep you, Suzy, busy, Make your head with heat grow dizzy. Tear in eye, your dress will tear. So shall I! Oh hear my prayer. Just compare heart, beard, and heard, Dies and diet, lord and word, Sword and sward, retain and Britain. (Mind...
I’m not saying Secretary Paulson is Lex Luthor. I’m just saying $700 billion is...– Tim Siedell (via yourmonkeycalled) (via kevintwohy) (via altidude) that’s too coincidental to ignore
Hans Moleman Productions presents, “Man Getting Hit by Football” i hate to admit it, but the first time i saw this, my reaction was just like Homer’s
things I will never understand
stupidinboston: women hypocrisy my parents uber-baggy jeans twitter you me us my inability to express my feelings properly your inability to give me a straight answer hormones purses over-analyzing every word and action I think i understand #13, but i agree with the other twelve
yeah, but she's been checked out; she's clean
Colin: [Tumblr] works with everything.
Colin: It's like the internet's...
Colin: I was going to say "slut".
Hershey's Chocolate still won't say where its... →
I just found out that over 2 years ago Hersey was investigated for buying from cocoa farms in Ivory Coast where illegal child slave labor is practiced. Looking into this on the internet, it seems that Hershey is still not transparent about where their cocoa comes from. I may have to start going Fair Trade
happiness is too big and i am too small
I have a friend whose FaceBook page, under ‘Religion’, says, “Why bother? Life’s too short.” I think this kind of perspective of religion is common. It is seen as something that hampers fun & happiness, represses creativity and intellect, and ultimately drains life. I can’t blame people for seeing religion like this; it often does do those things. I think happiness is a...
Maybe it’s a guy thing, but I cannot possibly imagine reading a book that deals...– James Lileks (via rodmitch) This is why I don’t read Nicholas Sparks novels. (via sds) Or ebola-rockets
12 Coolest Deaths In Science Fiction History →
danhacker: Spike from ‘Cowboy Bebop’ made the list, hells yah! I think Ripley from Alien3 deserved to be on the list, but oh well. I am very happy with the #1, so
Deviations Project - Celtic Frock Fun,...
That the universe as a whole is rational and intelligible is a presupposition,...– A Biblical History of Israel by Iain Provan, V. Philips Long, and Tremper Longman (via Craig, “How We Know What We Know”)