I have boycotted Wal-Mart for year because of the way they abuse and threaten...– Larisa Alexandrovna (via azspot: altidude)
I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.– Augusten Burroughs (via thresca) (via beckypierson)
Live Christmas Trees
Please, save the life of a tree, and find a dealer of live Christmas trees in your area. The tree comes in a planter, can keep in the house up to a week before Christmas. You can decorate it like normal, then, on December 26, simply move it to the back porch. The tree will survive in the planter for several years, so you can bring it back indoors for the next two Christmases, and then you simply...
Beautiful. Not enough classical on tumblr thanx...
And put that mustard away!
me: (picking up my 2-year old niece who is lying between two pillows) Yum! An Evelyn sandwich. My favorite flavor!
Evelyn: I'm not a flavor!
The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but...– GK Chesterton say what?: srsly: anotherrandomspaceontheinterweb
Do not be alarmed; the blood all over your daughter is not her own– my brother Mark, paraphrasing my Mom’s explanation to my brother Ken about having unknowingly cut her finger before dressing my niece
Gift certificates for Planned Parenthood →
(via hilker) Yikes, imagine getting these from someone for Christmas. “Merry Christmas! Saw these and thought of you.”
If you get off early from work,
…don’t IM your friends and ask “Still at work?” Ass.
Backwards, my name is...
Ydnar Kcoddah. What’s yours? Sregor Wehttam. Leoj Revias. WTF?!?!?! Nyletak Narod. Deer Evad via katelyns-otherleft, pwnator, noahkai, randyhaddock:
stewardesses: (La Vie En Rose by Louis Armstrong)
2008 City Crime Rate Rankings →
hilker: #39. not bad. [via cartoon barry] Current city (Eugene): #162. The city I was born in: #3 (lower is better, BTW)