Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger...– Rich Cook (via simko)
Razor Blades and Poison in Candy
It’s that time of year again for parents and teachers to warp innocent little minds by suggesting that their neighbors could be so perversely and wantonly sadistic as to put razor blades and other things in Halloween candy. This has never happened, ever. It’s all a product of hysteria. Young children don’t need to believe people could be capable of doing such a thing, especially...
modiddy: The Dark Knight Meets Superman wow, I laughed a lot at this! I’ve said it before, Superman and Batman do not belong in the same universe.
Why Do We Vote On Tuesday?
modiddy:onemoretimewithfeeling: In 1845, before Florida, California, and Texas were states or slavery had been abolished, Congress needed to pick a time for Americans to vote. We were an agrarian society. We traveled by horse and buggy. Farmers needed a day to get to the county seat, a day to vote, and a day to get back, without interfering with the three days of worship. So that left Tuesday...
Perfect submission, perfect delight, Visions of rapture now burst on my sight;...– Fanny Crosby (via indolent)
Why is the grocery store parking lot full of loose carts, and my office’s bathroom floor strewn with paper towels that missed the trash can? I think one of the classic American ‘values’ that is most non-virtuous is that if it’s “someone else’s job” then you are free from any responsibility. Sure, you don’t HAVE to put your shopping cart back; an employee will do it. You don’t HAVE to get your...
Then again, not everyone agrees...
coworker Dan: Those soybacon eaters are blasphemers! They rejected the One True Bacon and in turn, to gratify their own selfish desires, create these false images of bacon! Polluting the mind, will and stomachs of the innocent!
sds: How To Get Jail Time For A Speeding Ticket zomg, this guy is nuts!
The chief cause of failure is sacrificing what you want the most for what you...– ? (via hilker) Truth
Bacon, Reblog, Bacon, Reblog →
baconbaconbacon:adamiss: Why did it take me so long to find this? We would hope it’s because you were busy eating bacon.
I’m very scared to do it. What if I don’t come back? With the whole...– - Paris Hilton, on the $200,000 deposit she put down on a trip to space in 2010 via here
Don’t make me cry this early in the morning. Or ever.– coworker Alaina
I Am The Very Model Of A Cartoon Individual -...